“It’s like waking up from a bad salad dream. Big guy in the house!”

beyoncebeytwice:

when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt

queenhatter:

“stupid fucking tv show” we all say as we continue to dedicate a whole blog to it

i wish people followed me for my blog not my perfect ass

diabase:

deleting my school so i can focus on tumblr

nosdrinker:

my opinion on most things is “whatever man”